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KitKat

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A Thursday night titter
« on: June 07, 2018, 06:14:27 pm »
During my check-up I asked the Doctor,

"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?”

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I - my thermometer just broke."


KK ;)
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