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I'ts just a titter, but it's one of mine ?
« on: March 24, 2018, 07:29:17 pm »
From  Hillary Clinton's  autobiography, "The  Truth Will Always Prevail"

To  be released soon ....

"Some  years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook  fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He wasn't  the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty. Bill voiced his  concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they  could do on such short notice. Just  before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup  to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was assured  that many Chefs did that. Dinner  went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little funny.  By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and nausea.  It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to  excuse himself. By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and  was so disorientated that he couldn't remember  which door led to the bathroom.

He  was on the verge of passing  out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he  unzipped his trousers and ran in he realized to his horror that he had  stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's  office with his trousers around his knees. As he was about to pass out,  this naive girl bent over him and heard President Clinton whisper in  a barely audible voice:

"Sack my cook".

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.


KK ;)

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