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KitKat

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A doggy titter
« on: March 22, 2018, 08:15:49 pm »
Mixed breed dogs
    
In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.

The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."

The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."

The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.

"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."




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Re: A doggy titter
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2018, 05:45:21 am »
You know that there really are dogs (that are very cute) which are ***** crossed with poodle.  Such unfortunate names some of these poodle crosses!
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Re: A doggy titter
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2018, 11:24:20 am »
I went to a zoo once all they had was a baguette in a cage with a sign up saying "Bread in captivity" and a dog in an enclosure, it was a Shi Tzu.
 
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Re: A doggy titter
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2018, 04:49:59 pm »
Three boys see a fire engine with a dog go by and discuss what his job is. ‘Crowd control?’ says one boy. ‘He’s the mascot.’ says the second boy.
The third boy nods sagely: ‘He finds fire hydrants.’


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