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Phil Coulson

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Girl in a bar
« on: January 23, 2018, 09:32:03 pm »
A girl is sat in a bar and an attractive man comes over and asks if he can buy her a drink.

She says to him "Have you got a girlfriend? Guys like you always have a girlfriend!"
The guy replies "Well I don't, in fact its a month to the day that my last girlfriend dumped me"

She shrugs, accepts the drink, they chat, they laugh, they have a few more drinks, then a kiss and a cuddle and then they head back to hers and have some mind blowing sex!

He's getting dressed after and she's sat in bed and says "I don't get it. You're attractive, funny, you seem like a nice guy and are great in bed, why did your last girlfriend dump you?"

"because I wouldn't leave my wife"
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