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Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:58:45 am »
This Is What Happens When You Eat Celery Every Day For A Week - I Had No Idea

It Increases Sexual Performance For Men

This is one of the main reasons you should eat celery. It increases male sexual performance, enhancing your ability to get an erection, improving the quality of your sperm, and keeping your prostate healthy. Also, after having sex or working out, celery works like a natural energy drink in that it contains a lot of water, and restores your body after being depleted. Also, it causes men to create natural steroids in their blood stream, which in turn gets sweated out and gives off a pheromone that attracts women! Awesome!

Tons Of Vitamin A And Other Goodies

Celery has tons of vitamin A. This means it can accelerate your vision, and even prevent you from getting bad vision as you get older. Sign me up! Vitamin A also helps with bloating, lowering blood pressure, and detoxifying your whole body. It also contains tons of antioxidants.

It Can Stop Your Cells From Mutating

One compound in celery protects against free radicals and cell mutation. This is awesome if you're trying to protect against cancer. If you don't like the taste of celery, you can prepare it in a number of different ways, including cooking it into a soup or using it as a seasoning.



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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2016, 08:07:03 am »
Lucky I like celery kk


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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2016, 08:12:06 am »
Me too and I eat gallons of the stuff... which makes it all the more unfair that I have high BP and am so short-sighted that I rival Mr Magoo.  :) ::)
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2016, 11:09:18 am »
It's a shame it tastes rubbish  :ninja:
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2016, 01:47:25 pm »
Yeah but it'd make your pee smell funny and you'd have awful poops.
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2016, 05:16:55 pm »
That's one of the things I like about asparagus (green smelly wee-wee  ;D)
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2016, 05:59:38 pm »
It's banned in my world, it's really boring and doesn't have 4 -5 minutes next to a microwave sign. I'm sure celery means well and me and celery did have a bit of a thing once when I picked her up in a supermarket but it just never to be.
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2016, 08:41:27 pm »
It's banned in my world, it's really boring and doesn't have 4 -5 minutes next to a microwave sign. I'm sure celery means well and me and celery did have a bit of a thing once when I picked her up in a supermarket but it just never to be.

I get this urge to feed you proper meals with vegetables, potatoes and gravy accompanied by copious cups of tea every time you say things like this.
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2016, 11:22:49 pm »
Celery is definitely not something served in my house - blagh! Lots of other green stuff.
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 03:33:40 am »
I get this urge to feed you proper meals with vegetables, potatoes and gravy accompanied by copious cups of tea every time you say things like this.
I do eat veg, a lot of micro meals contain veg,like hot pot, I regular eat the micro steamed broccoli and green beans from Sainsbury's I am weird, celery sucks and it's boring but I love Broccoli :/ Med steamed rice too, it in them micro bags that are sort of triangular and you have to cut the green top off one they are nuked, then I'll hit the coffee for my 3 sugar cup x 3 a day and probably go and eat some 'Hey Fatty' type of sfuff :D #I love my belly :)
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2016, 09:26:38 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

Tell you what, @steelfixer , I bet you'd do brilliantly as a stand-up comedian. Have you ever tried it?
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2016, 05:31:27 pm »
;D ;D ;D

Tell you what, @steelfixer , I bet you'd do brilliantly as a stand-up comedian. Have you ever tried it?

Steel would be a great success at the Comedian bit, but would fall down at the stand up part, due to the liquid refreshments required for the comedian bit ;D


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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2016, 08:12:27 pm »
Ha ha thanks that's high praise, typing on here is me just being me. I couldn't be a stand up anyway, instead of having tomatoes thrown at me you lot would be throwing celery sticks and broccoli at me, instead of selling programs and beer on the door they'd sell out of bottles of wine and celery sticks.....and a fish for a certain member from Leeds.
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2016, 08:38:09 pm »
No we would all turn up with fish claiming to be the real @Malvin P Lawnmowerpants !!
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Re: Did you know if you eat celery everyday for a week
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2016, 07:41:30 am »
No we would all turn up with fish claiming to be the real @Malvin P Lawnmowerpants !!
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